Manna
01 April 2013 @ 03:12 am
 
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Things that are scary in the dark:
1. black cats
2. stairs

These two things combined are call heart attacks and/or broken legs.

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So apparently my sister and brother-in-law are moving back in permanently this summer. Like that's not enough irritation for me:

1. My mother has promised to rent them the upstairs. Wait--the upstairs, but I thought YOU lived there, Manna! I DO.

DID. I GUESS I NEED TO MOVE BACK INTO ONE ROOM. This is okay because, well, I haven't paid rent in a long time, so why should I get a dining room/kitchen/living room to myself? So I'm going to the bedroom and they're getting everything else.

Except they want to remodel??? So this means they'll be sleeping in, you guessed it, the dining room! WHICH MEANS HOW THE FUCK CAN I USE THE BATHROOM IN THE MORNING?! I refuse to use the downstairs bathroom it is disgusting all the time because only men use it.

END OF STORY. We will have to come up with a compromise. Too many people like to sleep naked.

2. They're getting a dog. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED A DOG WHEN WE HAVE LEILA? Nobody knows. Wendy has these dreams of this random dog being a therapy dog but she doesn't know anything about dogs?? And she can't even take care of herself so IDK how she's gonna take care of a dog. HOWEVER, this fucking dog is going NOWHERE NEAR MY CATS. NO. And she should be more concerned about HER cat--because when I move into that one room with my two cats, HER CAT IS NOT MINGLING WITH MINE. EVER.

3. What will I do with all my stuff??????????? If I'd have known they were moving BACK IN I would NOT have bought like five bookshelves and BROUGHT IN MY ENTIRE BOOK COLLECTION. Also just to spite Wendy I am taking the sewing desk. If I wanted to be really horrible I'd take my coffee makers and my microwave and everything else but I guess I'm not that mean. THE HEATER IS STILL MINE THOUGH if they can afford rent they can buy their own heater.

4. I literally have three desks but my douchiness demands that I keep them all. Especially my grandmother's desk. This leaves Wendy and Tim with NO DESKS. I am okay with this. /bad sister

5. I'm leaving them the shit couch. :D

6. I have to take my old 900000lb TV. And the whole entertainment centre. I'm tempted to throw the centre out. Honestly. But I don't have a TV stand. -_- The thought of hooking all my shit back up to that TV makes me want to scream but I won't have satellite hookup anymore when I move so whatever.

7. I'm taking my pictures, my mirrors, my clocks, and gosh dammit I want the paintings too but I have nowhere to hang them in that bedroom so I guess they stay. Doilies will come with me though FUCK THAT NOISE THEY ARE MINE even if I have to pack them away.

God I hate this. Moving like one room over is too stressful. I hate wooden floors and that floor is uneven so ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff dammit I have finals to think about I REFUSE TO THINK ABOUT DOING ANY WORK UNTIL FINALS ARE OVER.

/grouch
/grump
/whatevahwhatevah

8. OH DID I MENTION SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BABY?????????????????? NO I'm sorry but if you can't even control yourself regarding ANYTHING in day to day life YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE A BABY.

Also no, stoppit, a baby is not something you produce to scare Daniel out of the house. Hate to break it to you but I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH A BABY IN IT EITHER I HAVE THIS HORRID FEELING I WILL HATE YOUR PARENTING SKILLS AND END UP BEING A SURROGATE MOTHER I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY NO NO NO ONONONONONONO.

When can I graduate with my license so I can teach, then I can move in to the tiny horse farm down the street. The old people who own it can't work it anymore.
 
 
 
 
Manna
08 June 2012 @ 04:29 pm
 
So my sister is now Mrs. Staton.

UHMMMM. :( I wasn't invited.

But I'm working. Darn work.

That said, they asked me to start early today, which is hilarious because they just cut everyone's hours (I got like five 5-7hr shifts next week)...and then we get busy again.

of course.
 
 
 
 
Manna
05 February 2012 @ 10:44 pm
 
I have been obsessively watching ukulele videos on youtube all day. (Off and on. I think there was an attempt at a nap. I kept having these weird almost-dreams about shit that for some reason I thought was hilarious so I would snort like I was laughing but my body was confused and thought it was dying and I flailed all over the place, waking myself up. :|)

Anyway, my favorite thing about World of Warcraft was (my account is kaboomed for a while, so no WoW for me) the teamwork, and it's what I miss the most about being in a band. Luckily I still get some group effort stuff out of church (the music/singing), but still. Watching groups perform makes me go all ;_; NOSTALGIA!

That said Here's a ukulele orchestra rendition of It's a Heartache. I actually made an AMV for Rose of Versailles to that song, my preferred version is by Trick Pony. (Here it is!

That said, I found all kinds of fascinating covers and stuff today.

This was my favorite. It's just TOO cute, and it's my favorite Carpenter's song! <3333



Not my favorite cover of Take On Me, but upbeat and fun! This guy really gets into it:



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Also if one more person favorites that old old InuYasha fanfiction I wrote I will weep. Because I know how bad they are.

and

and

and :(

but someone just favorited Parallels so I'm like :D yay

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OH YEAH. My sister is as of this evening OFFICIALLY ENGAGED. Wedding for 12/12/12. XD!

THEY GROW UP SO FAST.